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The Silliest Goose Online
>crude animation of a goose, doing the default Fortnite dance

Goose Facts

#1: Geese are members of the animal kingdom.

#2: Geese are outside, and they're gonna get you.

#3: De meeste ganzen kunnen geen Nederlands spreken.

#4: Geese run these streets.

#5: When asked their opinion on current events, geese usually respond with a honk or a hiss.

#6: Geese choose their nesting locations based on which neighborhood or workplace they would most like to terrorize.

crude animation of a goose, doing the default Fortnite dance