#1: Geese are members of the animal kingdom.
#2: Geese are outside, and they're gonna get you.
#3: 🇳🇱 De meeste ganzen kunnen geen Nederlands spreken. 🇳🇱
#4: Geese run these streets.
#5: When asked their opinion on current events, geese usually respond with a honk or a hiss.
#6: Geese choose their nesting locations based on which neighborhood or workplace they would most like to terrorize.
#7: Geese won't try to sell you NFTs. They prefer more traditional money laundering schemes. (Credit to Iden for this one
#8: People play "Duck, Duck, Grey Duck" in Minnesota instead of "Duck, Duck, Goose." (I don't know why, and I can't be bothered to look it up for this gag.)
#9: Geese over fertilize lakes if they hang out at one for too long. When they poop too much in a lake it'll cause excessive plant growth. Because of that, there's a lot of businesses that offer silly goose deterrents. Canada Geese eat up to 4 pounds of grass per day and poop up to 3 pounds per day. (Courtesy of Crownanabread!)
#10: Geese do not pay for Discord Nitro on principle.
#11: Hell hath no fury like a goose that's been mildly inconvenienced.
#12: Geese make for terrible drug-sniffing animals. They revel in starting drama over false positives and refuse to narc on people carrying actual contraband.
