#1: Geese are members of the animal kingdom.
#2: Geese are outside, and they're gonna get you.
#3: De meeste ganzen kunnen geen Nederlands spreken.
#4: Geese run these streets.
#5: When asked their opinion on current events, geese usually respond with a honk or a hiss.
#6: Geese choose their nesting locations based on which neighborhood or workplace they would most like to terrorize.
#7: Geese won't try to sell you NFTs. They prefer more traditional money laundering schemes. (Credit to Iden for this one
#8: People play "Duck, Duck, Grey Duck" in Minnesota instead of "Duck, Duck, Goose." I don't know why, and I can't be bothered to look it up for this gag. )
